KiKi & Sassy
Brad & Angelina: It's Over! Posted by KiKi & Sassy 25 January, 2010 - 3:31 PM
It's over, kids. Brad and Angelina are splitting up their record collection and their giant rooms of gold and treasure and 'divorcing'.
At first we thought it was a hoax, like the other eighty-five time the tabloids have told us they were breaking up, especially when we saw it was the National Enquirer and the News of the World were reporting it. Trusting what the tabloids say is like listening to a crazy guy with a shopping trolley and a radio tuned to really loud static when he gives you advice. But since then the New York Post, the Times and News Limited have all agree.
They've been to see their lawyer, and all the lawyer will say is 'it's a private matter'. And when he says that that, what we hear is:
THE UNITED FAMILY OF BENETTON IS SPLITTING UP.
As far as we're concerned the best things about this break up are that we won't have to see any more magazine headlines about Jennifer Aniston and Angelina feuding, and also that if Brad and Angelina are apart, they'll finally stop their creepy campaign to collect a full set of ethnic children from all over the world.
And of course all the TEAM JEN fans will probably be dancing for joy ... but would they even want Brad and Jen back together?
What do you think, kittens?
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Jodie says
they are probably sorting though their treasures so they can sell some and buy new ones. Buying old divorce settlements eg a miliion dollar pice of art.
Posted Monday 25 January, 2010 4:33 PM
They are seeing the lawyer to find out whether underground art dealing is o.k! :) i just dont believe it. hOAx. -
kelly wilson says
i dont believe the rumour that they have spit, the tabloids will say and do anything to sell mags. none of there reps have confirmed their apparent split. brad and ange forever, i love them. they are the best couple every, and every couple fights. what i say is leave them alone and let them raise their children in peace!!!!!
Posted Tuesday 2 February, 2010 9:59 PM
