Worst Lyrics Ever! Posted by Music 20 November, 2008 - 11:54 AM

From Fergie to 50 Cent, we've compiled our list of the dodgiest pop lyrics of all time.

 

Do you agree? Are there any others you think just have to be added:

1) 50 Cent '21 Questions' - "I love you like. A fat kid loves cake".

2) Black Eyed Peas 'My Humps' - "My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps."

3) Christina Aguilera 'I Turn To You' - "For the strength to be strong, I turn to you."

4) Delta 'Brave Face' - "You take my overanalyse away."

5) Hilary Duff 'So Yesterday' - "If the light is off, then it isn't on."

6) Fergie 'Big Girls Don't Cry' - "I miss you like a child misses their blanket".

7) Kevin Federline 'Popozao' - "In Portuguese it means 'Bring your ass'. On the floor and move it real fast. I want to see your kitty and a little bit of titty. Want to know where I go when I'm in your city?"

8) Madonna 'I Love New York' - "I don't like cities. But I like New York."

9) Ricky Martin 'Shake Your Bon Bon' - "Up in the Himalayas, c'mon I wanna lay ya."

10) Shakira 'Hips Don't Lie' - "Lucky that my breasts. Are small and humble. So you don't confuse. Them with mountains"

Leave your comment

• Jackie says

  The lyrics in the song you mentioned by Shakira is not Hips Dont Lie, its Whenever, Where ever.

  Posted Thursday 20 November, 2008 6:37 PM
• Jessie says

  Brilliant! My fave is the shakira one!

  Posted Thursday 20 November, 2008 7:01 PM
• Beau says

  Come on, lets get to some real shockers...

  Pink - "Try to school ya dog, ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff"

  Avril - "he was a skater boi, said see you later boi" way to rhyme boi with boi.. who woulda thought?

  Posted Friday 21 November, 2008 1:34 PM
• Yap says

  whats wrong with you take my over analyse away??
  and im gonna miss you liken a child misses their blanket?
  Theyre not THAT BAD to be put in the bottom 10???

  Posted Sunday 23 November, 2008 10:12 PM
• kj says

  'if the light is off, it isnt on'
  no duh sherlock. LOL
  dont like cities, but you like new york, well thats backward!
  in the shakira one, why would you say that about yourself?!

  Posted Monday 24 November, 2008 9:28 PM
• Andrew says

  um.. how is Delta's one of the worst ever??
  that list is stupid!

  Posted Tuesday 25 November, 2008 10:04 AM
• Shannon says

  that delta song is cool as

  Posted Thursday 27 November, 2008 9:50 AM
• Adrian says

  I think the Fergie lyrics "I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket" are really good.

  Posted Friday 28 November, 2008 11:53 AM
• Mark says

  Firstly, Delta's lyric makes perfect sense and has great meaning.

  Second (even though the lyrics you've written are wrong) "I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blankt" is a really beautiful image.

  Third, Madonna's lyric makes perfect sense. She's saying "I don't (normally) like cities, BUTTTTTTTTT I like New York (meaning, new york has changed her opinion on cities)

  Fourth, Shakira's song is "wherever, whenever" and the lyrics are actually: "lucky for my breast size:small and humble..so you dont confuse them, with mountains.

  In conclusion: fire the pimpley work experience kid who's writing these for you!

  :)

  Posted Saturday 29 November, 2008 9:02 PM
• cazza says

  I was always confused by the Des'ree "LIFE" lyrics...I don't wanna see a ghost -
  It's the sight that I fear most -
  I'd rather have a piece of toast -
  Watch the evening news...who eats toast at night?

  Posted Monday 1 December, 2008 11:42 AM

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