Justin Bieber Gives Selena Gomez Ring Posted by The Dirtiest 16 February, 2012 - 12:54 PM

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Justin Bieber has given girlfriend Selena Gomez a ring for Valentine’s Day.

Now at this point we’d normally be running around hysterically screaming they’re engage, THEY’RE ENGAGE! Bieber’s getting married, it should have been me!!! But it’s quite clear they aren’t. It’s just cute moment in a teenage romance.

So picture the scene – it’s Valentine’s Day. You’re having dinner. He’s done the flowers and ordered some passion pop. You’re laughing, oh how you laughed and every things going great.

Then from his pocket he pulls a ring box. He opens it, you gasp! Oh Justin it’s, it’s, it’s a ring with a J on it!? Are you @$%#ing kidding me. What happens when we break up? What am I going to do with this? Of course you say none of this and pose politely for the obligatory twitter photo. Knowing you’ll never be able to appear in public without it again.

So Justin, sure you have a slightly inflated opinion of yourself, it would be hard not to. But seriously, you’re giving your girlfriend a ring that has your initial on it? C’mon man, take back and get her something proper. Something she can sell when you break up.

No doubt jewellery makers the world over will be churning these things out faster than you can say, Justin that’s a bit narcissistic.

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