Fred Basset's Kennel
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- Medieval Stocks & Tomatoes
- Kissing A Pig
- Hamish thinks he's invincible
- Victoria's Secret Model
- Worst Pole Dance Ever?
- Champagne Spray Fest.
- Toilet Soaked Bullets
- Smashing Computers
- Crashing Building
- Fred Basset on ice
- Burning Basset
- Stepping on Mouse Traps
- Pin Face
- Dutch Oven
- Smashing Frames
- Bagpiping Basset
- Basset Backfires
- Face Full of Cockroaches
- Andy's Hot Chilli Sauce
- Pins In Bum
- When Wrestlers Attack
- Electric Dog Collar
- Noodle Smashing
- Art Attack
- Egged By School Girls
- Hypnotised Hamish
- Punched In The Face
- Hamish's Prostate Check
- Stripper For Hamish’s Mum
- Electrocuting Hamish
- Snow Army Ambush
- Spinning Bucket Head
- Elasticband Flickering
- Extinguishing Hamish
- Treasures Of The Sea
- Sexy Magic Gone Wrong
- Hamish Gets Physical
- Hot Pie Torture
- Underwater Basset
- Choir Chaos
- Gravy Challenge
- Misplaced Medication
- Chop Sticks Attack
- Great Balls of Snow
- Hamish Gets Gaffer Taped
- Hamish Gets Sprayed
- Hamish Vs Karate Kid
- Too Many Prawn Crackers
- Locked in a bin
Explore the realm of Hamish’s most treacherous Fred Basset readings. See what Andy has put Hamish through during the weekly Pants Off Friday reading of his beloved Fred Basset.
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Medieval Stocks & Tomatoes
For the last basset of 2010, Andy puts Hamish in medieval stocks and arms a crowd with tomatoes.
Kissing A Pig
Andy will let Hamish read Fred Basset if he tongues a pig for every panel of his comic that he reads (thanks to animalsonthemove.com.au for the pig).
Hamish thinks he's invincible
What's Andy done to Hamish to make him think he's invincible? There's a good chance it's quite far away from what you may think.
Australia's Only 2010 Victoria's Secret Model
Andy makes Hamish dress up as a Victoria's Secret model if he wants to read Fred Basset. Then if that isn't enough, Andy goes on to pinch his bra strap.
Worst Pole Dance Ever?
Reading Fred Basset turned sexy when Hamish got distracted with his comic attached to the pole (Thanks to Pole Divas for the pole).
Champagne Spray Fest.
Andy recruits a team of champagne spraying experts to douse Hamish in sticky spirits while he reads Fred Basset.
Toilet Soaked Bullets
Andy arms himself with a Nurf gun that’s fully loaded with toilet marinated foam bullets, then lets rip on Hamish.
Smashing Computers
As Hamish happily reads Fred Basset from his computer, Andy jumps from nowhere and repeatedly takes a hammer to the screen.
Crashing Building
Andy simulates the falling apart of a building around Hamish to throw him off his Fred Basset reading (Heat fan provided by Kennards Hire).
Burning Basset
Andy predicts it'll take about 2 minutes before Hamish's comic sets on fire, but it turns out to be quicker than that... a lot quicker!
Stepping on Mouse Traps
Andy has placed mouse traps all around Hamish's precious Fred Basset ...and then taken his shoes!
Dutch Oven
In theme of the Netherlands being in the World Cup Final, Andy decides to give Hamish a Dutch Oven for his Fred Basset reading.
Bagpiping Basset
The boys will be visiting Scotland on their 4th Caravan of Courage, so it gave Andy the idea of drowing out Hamish's Basset to the sound of the Scottish highlands.
Andy's Hot Chilli Sauce
Has Andy pushed Hamish too far over his pain threshold with this chilli sauce?
Electric Dog Collar
Hamish endures the electric dog collar that shocks him each time he steps over a line to collect the next panel of his favourite comic.
Noodle Smashing
Heaps of people armed with noodles, all laying into Hamish. The last Fred Basset of 2009 at the BYO pool party.
Art Attack
In the name of charity the boys make art - the messy way! Hamish reads Fred Basset while lying on a massive blank canvas getting spray painted by Andy.
Egged By School Girls
Since its muck up day for the school kids, Andy asked a few to join him on the rooftop and enjoy throwing some eggs with Hamish as the target.
Stripper For Hamish’s Mum
Andy sends a male stripper to Hamish's Mum Kerry’s house. If Hamish reads Fred Basset then the stripper will loose his cloths in front of Kerry.
Electrocuting Hamish
Andy electrocutes Hamish in the face, but will it stop him reading Fred Basset? ...we think not, but pain will be felt.
Spinning Bucket Head
Andy has Producer Samee spin Hamish on his chair with a bucket on his head for Fred Basset
Super-Soaker Energy Drink
Andy makes a dodgy custom energy drink and delivers it with high energy force for Hamish’s Fred Basset reading!
Extinguishing Hamish
Andy lets loose with a fire extinguisher over Hamish to cool down his fiery Fred Basset comic reading.
Treasures Of The Sea
Andy organises a special seafood surprise for Hamish’s Fred Basset in front of an industrial fan.
Sexy Magic Gone Wrong
After Hamish performed a dubious sexy magic trick for Andy earlier in the week Andy had a special Fred Basset torture... Could Hamish use his sexy magic to escape from Andy's chains!
Underwater Basset
Andy takes Fred Basset to new depths when he organises for Hamish to read the comic strip underwater. Little did Hamish know that all anyone heard was bubbles.
Hot Pie Torture
In an Australia Day inspired torture Andy used our favourite tasty treat, the hot meat pie, to try to stop Hamish reading his beloved Fred Basset comic... Ouch!
Gravy Challenge
Andy puts Hamish to the test for a Fred Basset reading - how will Hamish handle eating dry gravy powder... will gravy form in his mouth?
Misplaced Medication
Andy puts Hamish’s prescribed medication where the sun doesn’t shine… the pills he needs to take find home in the front of Andy’s boxers.
Great Balls of Snow
Great balls of snow! Would Hamish read his beloved Fred Basset and risk copping a face full of snowballs from eager snow goers at Mt Buller? Yes he would and did! See the pics now!
Hamish Gets Gaffer Taped
Could it be bondage, Cher’s latest video or yet another Fred Basset reading?! Find out if Hamish gets himself free of the duck tape tightly strapping him to his chair.
Hamish Vs Karate Kid
Andy hires a black belt Karate kid fighter to compromise Hamish’s reading of Fred Basset with a few blows to the chest.
Too Many Prawn Crackers
Andy makes Hamish put prawn crackers in his mouth in attempt to compromise the reiteration of a Fred Basset comic reading.
Locked in a bin
To tamper with his Fred Basset reading Andy makes Hamish get in a wheelie bin. Little did Hamish know, Andy would lock the lid shut and wheel him out of the studio...
