Should I write a quick bio in first person?

Tim Lee shakes his head and says "no, write it in 3rd"

Or should he pen his life in 2nd?

It's been a crazy 3 years up in Sydney doing the hot30, being flown all over the globe (Las Vegas - married 2 strangers, New York City - Interviews Miley Cyrus, Los Angeles - Kicked on at The Playboy Mansion, San Fransisco - Lunch at George Lucas’ Skywalker Ranch) and getting to meet not only the planet's biggest celebs, but hanging out in their tour buses (Katy Perry in Cleveland, Ohio)

What. Have. I. Done?!?!?

One tip when it comes to calling up and requesting songs: Ask yourself first "would the whole of Melbourne want to hear this?". If you answer "no", then maybe spare us all the pain of sitting through "Cotton Eye Joe" by the 90's hit makers the Rednex.